Galileo Galilei was
accustomed to extraordinary discoveries. Using his primitive
telescope he had found new worlds orbiting Jupiter, watched
planet-sized spots crossing the Sun, and explored craters on the
Moon. But when Galileo turned his telescope toward Saturn in 1610,
even he was amazed. The planet looked nothing like others in the
solar system. Through 17th Century optics, Saturn appeared to be one
bright star closely flanked by two dimmer ones -- a blurry suggestion
of the planet's magnificent rings.
Where do the rings come
from? "After all this time we're still not sure
(obviously you space
ignorants are not sure but GOD and Slaughter Engineering
are) about the
origin of Saturn's rings," says Jeff Cuzzi, a planetary scientist at
the NASA Ames Research Center. After
over 7 years of trying to explain and teach the Universe to NAZI NASA
and their so-called scientists, we have concluded it is entirely
fruitless -- Jeff
Cuzzi proves they
are just not capable of learning. Jeff
Cuzzi's puzzlement
about Saturn's Rings has been thoroughly explained herein for over
seven years but apparently Jeff
Cuzzi, other OSPs,
the WAGs and SPACE.COM just can't understand it.
Jeff
Cuzzi, please try to
comprehend that Saturn's Rings were created -- and still being
created -- by the Saturn SIB GODs, that's who as explained later
herein.
Astronomers once thought
that Saturn's rings
formed SPACE
INCOMPETENTS, they didn't just magically "form", they were and are
being created when
Saturn did: 4.8 billion years ago as the Sun and planets coalesced
from a swirling
cloud of interstellar gas.
There goes the
idiocy about "swirling cloud of interstellar gas" again -- how
utterly, disgracefully ignorant -- at least have enough common sense
to be ashamed of yourselves.
"But lately," Cuzzi says, "there's a growing awareness
just what is a
"growing awareness"? Hopefully does this mean you are awakening from
your deep sleep? that
Saturn's rings can't be so old." Could
it possibly be that the SPACE IGNORANT Rip Van Winkels are finally
waking up -- even just a little -- we won't hold our breath.
Cuzzi speculates
its about all the
SPACE IGNORANTS do for they can't come up with the truth and
facts that some
hundreds of millions of years ago -- a time when the earliest
dinosaurs roamed our planet -- Saturn had no bright rings. Then, he
says, something unlikely
happened: Very, very
unlikely, Cuzzi -- in fact, IMPOSSIBLE
"A moon-sized object from the outer solar system
might
have flown nearby
Saturn where tidal forces ripped it apart. Or maybe
an asteroid smashed one of Saturn's existing moons."
Typical of these
WAGs (Wild Ass Guessers) -- about all they can do is guess, guess,
guess -- they can't come up with truth or facts.
The debris encircled
the planet and
formed the rings we see today.
This SPACE IGNORANT
states this as though it were a fact, WHICH IT IS NOT. How utterly,
pathetically idiotic -- the Universe was not created by magic.
SO
SICKENING WE HAD TO
ABANDON THE REST OF THE GARBAGE
ARTICLE
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Now for some refreshing
truth and facts about Saturn and its Rings -- not garbage as the
SPACE IGNORANTS put out. Following is a 7-frame sequence providing an
analysis and instructional critique of three NAZI
NASA images recently
posted on the Internet concerning Saturn's Rings including the fact
-- which they have just learned -- that some of the rings are in the
form of a spiral. NAZI
NASA, your OSP's and WAG's,
please try to get it through your especially thick skulls that the
entirety of Saturn and all of Saturn's Rings including the spirals
were created -- and are still in the process of being created -- by
the Saturn SIB GODs. Look, listen and learn from your own images if
you possibly can.
Press ESC to STOP
the sequence; Browser REFRESH to RESTART
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SATURN's
MYSTERIOUS RINGS
-- ARE SOLVED
The biggest mystery of all
is why SPACE.COM and their OSP, WAG cohorts can't get it.
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